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Friday, April 18
- And yes they deserve the muscles.
Ever gawk at the sight of muscles. Those broad shoulders acting like a skeleton layout for the whole chunk of lean muscle mass. Imagine... tone biceps and chest, abs that form a pack of 6 'man tou' (This time not soft, fluffy but a tad harder ;p). Not forgetting my favorite part of the male anatomy - the femoral portion of the iliopsoas muscle. In layman's term, the triangle cut that forms near the pelvis area. Swagg.Just in case for those who are imaginatively inclined, here's some illustration.  Now that's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Don't mind him attempting to shield his face. Just being shy from all the limelight he is getting. Anyway, let's just call him Arnie. His surname is almost unpronounceable if you have not notice. If what you had in mind earlier on was something like Arnie up there. Please eradicate that image out of your head this instant. Bodies like Arnie's are too bulky and way blown out of proportion for my liking. Bet he can't even close his wings. Hmm. What we are looking at today is more of something like this:  Everyone should know this good-looking, chiselled faced hottie. Marcus Schenkenberg. One of the world leading top male model. And here we go again. Yet another almost seemingly unpronounceable surname. Hah. Now, register marky's body in your head. That's what I'm talking about! Do I need to elaborate further. Just gawk people, gawk! Finally, it touches my topic - "And yes they deserve the muscles." Sharing some knowledge with all. What does Arnie and Marky have in common. If you have deduce that the answer is muscles or anything along that line. Then, boy are you so wrong. What a superficial break down. Shame on you. The history of Arnie and Marky and how they developed those bulging packs (though of different make up) - They once worked as furniture movers'. Yes. Don't bother rubbing your eyes. You're not seeing it wrongly. Furniture movers'. And everyone wonders how they managed to develope such a great bod. Researches have proven that moving furniture is a fantastic whole body work out. The secret is out. Start moving those furniture people. And if you're wondering where to start. Just take a look around you now. I've started mine. First item to greatness.  My might soon-to-be sofa bed. It ain't a feather affair I tell you. I vouch for it myself. Could feel those muscles of mine pumping. And least to say, I almost got myself killed carrying it. If I were to describe how heavy it was. I will say as heavy as an elephant. Just the way my mama use to teach me back then. So now do you agree that they deserve the muscles. We're talking carrying "elephants" here man. Hell yeah. Lastly, ending off this muscular post with an ever so lasting catch phrase. "Hasta la vista baby. I'll be back." |
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